外國老爸這樣回答小孩拍案叫絕外國老爸這樣回答小孩 Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to 澎湖民宿start with... 週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了... 裝潢============================================================ "Daddy? How did I come into this world?" 「爹房地產地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」 "Well, my child, someday I'll have to tell you anyway." 「哦,兒子啊,總酒店工作有一天我會讓你知道的。」 "So why not today? Please!" 「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」 "OK, but listen 辦公室出租carefully." 「好吧,你仔細聽著!」 "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. 「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識汽車借款, In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. 並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結, Mom 租屋網at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. 那時你媽從我的隨身硬碟下載一些資料, When 訂做禮服dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. 當我完成上傳時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆, 膠原蛋白Since it was too late to cancel or delete, 因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚,nine months later we ended 房屋出租up with a virus." 就這樣,九個月以後我們產生了一個病毒。」
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